MW – “Honey, I caught a groundhog.”
MJB- “is it a boy or a girl?”
MW -“I don’t know, I didn’t lift it’s skirt up to see.”
MW – “What am I going to do with it?”
MJB – “Want me to ask my Animal Science class if anyone wants a groundhog?”
MW – “no one will want him”
MJB- “I just read that they make terrible house pets.”
MJB- “I found some recipes online…”
MW – “um, no”
Just another day in the life at Willow Creek.
The groundhog was caught in a live trap and was not injured. It has since joined the witness protection program and has been relocated to an undisclosed habitat.